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By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
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gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.
Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!
by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020
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dildo machine

a jammin hot band. dadilovedadohmyacoldheartisneverearly
i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24
by dildo_machine July 4, 2006
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rolling machine

we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here.
by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004
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Snow machine

Imma ride my snow machine to go but some syrup eh
by free mustache rides March 5, 2018
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machine

After drinking and/or smoking too much, the way one can sometimes throw up. Clean and fast, and this person is still able to keep on going. The sight could be compared to water coming from a water fountain statue.
After he chugged 10 beers, he machined like a champ and drank more.
by damachine October 6, 2003
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