Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.
Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!
by Lil Barber April 04, 2020
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 02, 2017
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logging full bore

The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter
I had definitely eaten too much meat .
I spent a good twenty five minutes earlier this morning logging full bore
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
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rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
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log chute

A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log
*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!
by Strippertipper September 10, 2017
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