by topbinsonly May 13, 2024
Get the Key-checkmug. Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
Get the Key deermug. random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
Get the my keymug. "Bro, whats on your mind?", "Dice, key, desk. "
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
"That's so random. What, you thinking of going to Ikea?"
"Yeah. Wanna come? Help me search for a (s)key"
sus
by Blue and Grey November 5, 2021
Get the Dice, key, desk.mug. "What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023
Get the Jun Keimug. Dave: Hey, you should ask Amber to see the house keys
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
Ron: Why would I ask to see them
Dave: Just do it dude
Ron: *asks Amber to see the house keys*
Amber: *pulls out her breasts* theese?
by ZaWaurdo July 23, 2025
Get the House Keysmug. it is when you have an irrevocable change.
CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER says" there in no social status. and given his WISE ASSERY.EXCEMENT.288 " there is know social status.
When I was walking "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON died today.
When you walk through a GRAVEYARD you get this REALIZATION about LIFE SAVERS.
Something that should be included in EV.
LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER says" there in no social status. and given his WISE ASSERY.EXCEMENT.288 " there is know social status.
When I was walking "A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON died today.
When you walk through a GRAVEYARD you get this REALIZATION about LIFE SAVERS.
Something that should be included in EV.
LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
Listen understand when you are walking through THE HOLY CROSS CEMETERY with a FUNERAL going on as O got this inspiration that when we are above we got that inscription that says we are THE REAL ENGINE but on the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY our UNREAL ENGINE becomes what we b2come as he REAL ENGINE the you can say is INSITE..
The only thing is , when you press the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY , we all get the same LETTER that is FOR REAL"
Well , if you apply ECONOMICS we push the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY and we all become equally A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.
When somebody saves YOUR LIFE as FUCK give them your BIRTH RIGHTS includes SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and where you grew up because they have the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY reserved for a lot later on , because after all , "THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE" so don't be afraid to SUCK ON IT as be A PROUD SUCKER.
Listen most drive with an insurance policy so it won't hurt to have a CEMETERY SHIFT KEY in your vehicle as to avoid that CONVERGENCE FLIGHT as you can avail yourself of the SIMULATION.
When the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY is applied the REAL PEEPLES most have ignored are the UNREAL ENGINE now in your REAL ENGINE LIFE.
More than AN AUSSIEH0LE as the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY as the silent thunder and a little GRAV ITY as the REAL LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
The only thing is , when you press the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY , we all get the same LETTER that is FOR REAL"
Well , if you apply ECONOMICS we push the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY and we all become equally A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.
When somebody saves YOUR LIFE as FUCK give them your BIRTH RIGHTS includes SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and where you grew up because they have the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY reserved for a lot later on , because after all , "THEY SAVED YOUR LIFE" so don't be afraid to SUCK ON IT as be A PROUD SUCKER.
Listen most drive with an insurance policy so it won't hurt to have a CEMETERY SHIFT KEY in your vehicle as to avoid that CONVERGENCE FLIGHT as you can avail yourself of the SIMULATION.
When the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY is applied the REAL PEEPLES most have ignored are the UNREAL ENGINE now in your REAL ENGINE LIFE.
More than AN AUSSIEH0LE as the CEMETERY SHIFT KEY as the silent thunder and a little GRAV ITY as the REAL LAND OF THE DOWN UNDER.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 22, 2022
Get the CEMETERY SHIFT KEYmug.