john it out

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.
'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'
by st martins July 01, 2009
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PULLING A JOHN

Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John
by JayD February 09, 2008
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John Law

A police officer who does not abuse their power, and honorably upholds the motto "To Serve and Protect". An officer who remembers what it's like to be a kid, and carries insight for all people.
"John Law" - Dropkick Murphys

"Now let me tell you about a man named John Law He's a neighborhood cop the toughest man I ever saw A man who knows his duty, a man with a gun To the people in the neighborhood John Law is number one

Freeze, we said Stop His name was John Law For John Law, Neighborhood cop A man we know and love

When John Laws not kickin' Ass on robbers and rapist He's helpin little kids deliver newspapers When John Laws not chasin crackheads from their perch He's helpin old ladies on their way to church

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He walks the Beat Riding scumbags from the streets He turns his eye to petty crime Cause John Law will never drop a dime

Suburban Anarchists who've never broke the law Sing about police oppression, but they've never met John Law He doesn't fuck with young kids drinking in the Park But he makes the city safe for women after dark."
by birkle February 14, 2008
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Taco Johns

A Mexican (or more specifically, Tex-Mex) fast-food restaurant located primarily in the Midwest region of the country.

Stupid people may claim that Taco Bell is "better" than Taco Johns, but they are horribly mistaken. Taco Johns is highly superior, due in large part to their divine Potato Oles and the Six Pack and a Pound.
"Hey man, where do you want to go to eat?"
"Taco Johns."
"Good idea!"

"Uhhh dude... I've got violent diarrhea from the massive amount of Taco Johns i consumed last night."
"Yeah, it'll do that to you..."
by Lenny Gregslovski January 23, 2008
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John Henson

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.
1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!
by The Tyler July 31, 2006
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john ritter

The funny dude who played The Father Paul hennessey from 8 Simple Rules. died 9/11/2003
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john will be remembered for his humour -now hes with Tupac - Respec'
by Brother Number One July 08, 2004
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John Cusack

I have to go pick up John Cusack. (Q-sack)
by Biggsull September 14, 2010
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