Jacob

An amazing person. He is so kind, hilarious, has a dirty mind, and a beautiful heart. He loves hard when he is in love. He is a warrior. He is forgiving. He is loving. He is supportive. He will dig for you will all of his might if you are threatened. He will give the best hugs. Attractive, gorgeous eyes. Best laugh ever, but sometimes sounds scratchy when he is laughing super hard. Even then it's perfect. Sound. Down to earth. Hippie. Love to rock out. Edgy is his favorite style. He hates cats, and he has a bunch of freckles on his arms. He is unique, giving, and thankful. He is humble. He will treat a woman like a queen. One of the best men on Earth and you should never, ever let him go because you will never find another man quite like him.

Tiffany: HEY JACOB I miss you

I really appreciate you and how amazing you are

by Tiffs454 February 2, 2017

Jacob

Is a hoe. When you are in a relationship with a Jacob he is loveing and nice and sweet but when your arguing he is a complete dickhead. He has a little dick and can fuck any girl that gives them a complement . When they are your friend they are nice but try and get with you if your good enough to them. When he "thinks" he loves and you find out he cheated or flirted with another girl and you guys break up he will act like he is gonna kill himself.

A:O look at that jacob!
B: don't fuck with him he has a small dick.

by Realshit387 February 17, 2017

Jacob

Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.

Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!

by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017

jacob taylor

Jacob Taylor is a very loyal character with fantastic hair and a great sense of humor. He could easily make anyone laugh. Jacob is also a huge fan of anime (who isn't) and has a good taste in music. He is extremely weird.

Friend 1) wow, Jacob Taylor and Hailey Scott get along really well.

Friend 2) yeah, I guess it's because they're both really weird.

by TheAnonymousPotato2198 March 19, 2017

Jacob

This kid could gas the whole entire school if he wanted to. He lowkey looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron and he's sexy as hell.

That kid looks like Sheen... he's probably a Jacob

by Sheen Lover 69 April 25, 2017

Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk

Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊

by M.E.C August 14, 2017

Jacob

Jacob is a ugly annoying man. He has to many stories and shitty friends. He’ll facetime you constantly just to get on your nerves. He has a small dick and a huge ego. Don’t be friends with a Jacob.

Ewww, run Jacobs coming.

by Jacobhater101 July 2, 2018