John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

Jones

A state of utter confusion and tremendous hallucination. Often endured through an encounter with a wax pen.

Did you see that guy last night?

Yea, he was jonesed

by Jonathan Guillen Infante November 13, 2019

Bo Jones

Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.

interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*

by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019

JONES tf out

Another word for “you cap”

Only used in some situations

Yeaaaa you jones tf out

Hell no you jones tf out

by Amosc: Hfazze November 19, 2019

Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.

You’re such a Silas Jones

by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019

Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.

I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.

by theAgency_One February 20, 2019

Lachlan jones

Lachlan Jones is known famously for breaking his back 22 times a year for carrying his team. His also know for breaking 4 tables a day because his quads be popin! #YeahTheGirls #FlowerPower

Lachlan Jones helped us destroy 36 tables in 1 day

by Achmahd March 6, 2019