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This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022
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Jax Jordan

That’s a funny lookin guy oh wait it’s Jax Jordan
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Jordan

Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.
Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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No, NOT fuck me, Jordan

That's ACTUAL problem, Jordan. The NOT fucking me part. And that's your daughter's fault. You aren't doing the thing right, Jew-slave!
Hym "No, NOT fuck me, Jordan. Not 'fuck me.' You are the one crying like a bitch because you won't to the right thing. And no one is going to learn anything from this other than how to be a solipsistic, dismissive, avoidant piece of shit. You have made the whole of humanity worse by doing this. And no I don't give a fuck about you being angry Megyn you are letting people steal from me and violate my rights. You want to be enemies but your know you can't win, so you are going to stand there and 'aim up' as we all drown like a turkey in the rain while you ignore my plight and the plight of the person to whom I can always defer that plight. And if that was MY thing, it is undeniably your fault. And no I'm not going to let you turn me into a cautionary tale. Stop trying to do what you are trying to do here. I was right. You were wrong to ignore me and AGAIN WRONG to try and give me my comeuppance. Someone is going to pay. They HAVEN'T YET PAID and it is both mandatory and avoidable and I'm not letting you erase me over shit I said on the internet."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.
“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”
by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023
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Jordan

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing
by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022
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