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men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else
why would you go to a men’s soccer game
by caroline butler December 5, 2019
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii

when multiple gay men come together and wear a feminine bikini on the beach of hawaii.
there is a lot of gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii.
by yourlefttoenail September 15, 2025
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Men

The sex that has a cock
Nicholas Koop enjoys MEN with big cocks.
by TheDPhimself March 13, 2022
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Hurt men

To deliberately inflict or cause any form of emotional distress to any and every male who deserves it. Such acts may include lying, cheating, fucking with his FIFA account etc.
The best revenge is to hurt men even when they don't deserve it.
by Le'ronza January 24, 2021
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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