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Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.
"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !
by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023
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sling yer hook

Git going ye basted! Sling yer hook!
by Colwingnut February 18, 2023
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soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side
not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook
by nick the December 4, 2022
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Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex
“We hooked up last night
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped
by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021
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Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
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