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Foster Park Flicker Gooning

The act of pulling out your Long Veiny Cock and stroking in the bathrooms at the public foster park and submitting yourself as one with the park, drooping your seed and making yourself one with the cremation of the park, as you rapidly stroke that massive todger. consuming the bathroom around with with your glorious glaze which is known as goon juice.
i cant wait to go to the park and start Foster Park Flicker Gooning
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.
“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”
by MensMilk May 24, 2024
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james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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goon jockey

somebody that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually cheap wine purchased with social security monies.
That prick is a goon jockey.
by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025
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