fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fudge sex

Sex with teachers who look like Lauren jauregui or sex with a vampire gardener #bbcwildlife #ifuckedyobitch

"Fudge sex"

by Jacky sucks June 5, 2017

fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs

He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.

by DucksAreMyFavourite May 31, 2018

FUDGE

Usually a tasty treat, but I use this word when I don't want to say "FUCK".

I enjoyed the Caramel Fudge because it was so smooth and delicious

by SEXYJAGUAR13 May 16, 2023

fudge ring

What happens around your mouth when retards eat at ice cream social.

This has no meaning related to butts or poo, get your mind out of the gutter.

Steve was just trying to fit in at the ice cream social, but his fudge ring and chocolate covered hands made him look like an outcast.

by not_gogos July 22, 2012

T-County Fudge Pop

When hitting a girl from behind, you get shit dick and she then proceeds to lick the feces off your genitals.

I heard one guy got shit dick and gave a girl a T-County Fudge Pop.

by The Wern August 4, 2021

fudge buckets

buckets full of fudge, or a term used to show anger

I got an F on my report card? Fudge buckets

by daurmom January 28, 2022