fudge cake

A silly person that's done something stupid

I put my phone in the fridge and tried to call you on the milk, I'm such a fudge cake.

by Lilibet123 September 29, 2018

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

FANNY FUDGE

A nickname for a poo. This has been based on the North American word Fanny which refers to ones buttocks from where the Fudge originates.

My son Felix just did a fanny fudge in the tub!

by Jessicletesticle May 17, 2018

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020

What the fudge

When you want to say what the guck but your parents are around and they will smack u oh daddybddbhehsbss

Me: what the fudge
Parents: gets belt

by Sjshsnwnqs s s December 2, 2020

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest

Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time

by Agame231 October 22, 2017

Not-Fudge Sundae

A sundae with a secret turd inside. You top it with chocolate syrup to hide the surprise. It tastes even better with sprinkles. Bon apetit!

It doesn’t have to be April Fool’s Day to give someone a Not-Fudge Sundae.

by Murmage April 7, 2020