Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay December 10, 2015
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Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems
Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her
by Whowy110 March 31, 2010
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Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.
I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.
by 209asian April 12, 2021
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kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.
I woke up to a kings breakfast.
by Mtnbikeman67 September 05, 2021
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New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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Porutuguese Breakfast

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast
by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021
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