Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

by RegoNation July 3, 2017

assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.

Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.

by Diddly dong June 25, 2014

the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.

Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.

by salt daddy October 24, 2014

Slip the finger

When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.

When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.

by BlahGuide52003 January 13, 2021

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Scusi fingers!

excuse my fingers (when touching someone else's food.) ie when moving something onto their plate, passing it to them, or reaching into their food to take some. Can also be used when passing someone cutlery if you touch anywhere but the handle.

person one: hey does anyone want onion rings?
person two: yes please *holds out plate*
person one, using their fingers to grab hot onion rings off the tray and put them on person two's plate: scusi fingers! :)

by poopoopoo123 June 10, 2017

ET Finger

The sex act consisting of fingering one's own faeces covered rectum shortly followed by fingering your partner with said finger until spaff occurs

"James!" Exclaimed Din, "I just gave her an ET Finger!"

by RogleDin November 30, 2018