Johnson fever

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.

Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos

How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.

sarah has been thinking about johnny all night , she has a bad case of johnson fever

by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

Dengue Fever

An Infatuation with people of the Asian heritage.

So I heard you're into Tammi. Have you come down with the Dengue Fever?

by The real Nibster December 28, 2018

nac fever

When you on that nac grind. Naccin’ so much its basically breathing nicotine.

Damn bro you are hella nacced. Yea you on that nac fever.

by stop dchun January 15, 2019

guy fever

A condition that causes a girl who has a crush on a guy to go to extreme measures to "own" him like a piece of land. Symptoms can be, irrational behaviour that can lead to friendship loss.

That girl is so deep into guy fever, she can't even see what she's doing.

by Br0kenAngel June 21, 2018

raver fever

An inner sense of euphoria that you get from a music festival or club without any use of drugs, when your having the time of your life. Usually its music with high energy like electronic dance music (EDM).

Me and my friends were at a music festival somewhere out of town and we had a bad case of raver fever!!!

by JOHNCARESS4 August 10, 2018

Yellow Fever

When a white male has extreme sexual urges towards the Asian ethnicity. Can often be caused by travelling to Asian countries particularly spending over 2 months there will very little western female interaction. Has been known to be "Terminal" and can often be hard to treat.

That guy Jake has a chronic case of yellow fever. I don't know if he can ever be cured.

Jake's been spending a lot of time around Asian women lately i'm getting worried he has yellow fever.

by Hohepas February 13, 2019

Redneck fever

When a redneck eats too much possum in one day.

Hey have you seen John?
No I think he has redneck fever.

by Grandaddys fishstick May 29, 2018