eaters

Some1 who steals some1's fone

you wana go eating tonite ?
dont try it with me ill send the eaters after you

by No Need GG November 26, 2007

easter

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005

Dumber than Easter

An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.

As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".

Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!

Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!

See DUMBER THAN A SACK OF HAMMERS

by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010

cake eater

Slang term for gay or lesbian, i.e., having one's cake and eating it too. Also, perhaps mis-heard as "cock eater" but this is erroneous. The term is not exclusive to either gender.

"Boy, that girl's hot!"

"Don't even think about it. She's a freakin' cake eater."

by Juliana James-Thomas December 25, 2008

Cake Eater

1. A gay guy
2. Refers to the people who beheaded Queen Antionette (when she was about to be beheaded, rose her head and said "Let them eat cake")
3. random insult, like queer, idiot, or freak

1. Stop looking at those guys, you cake eater! You are supposed to like girls!

2. Those cake eaters beheaded the queen!

3. shut up you cake eater!

by ashley xx May 1, 2006

Eatership

The number of patrons buying food from a cafeteria (or other eating establishment).

Sales are down in the cafeteria, so we are seeking ways to increase eatership.

by m-san March 11, 2008

Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus

Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole

by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014