Soda Drunk

The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.
I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.
by Hatt[E] Hattington June 23, 2015
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Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk
by Estradak78 April 18, 2019
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stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling
me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
by springbreak2016! March 23, 2016
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Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!
"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
by ae17 December 26, 2012
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drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point
J-“damn.”
by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018
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Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.
I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.
by dgb85 January 01, 2015
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Tit-drunk

When a man dated women solely because of their chest size, ignoring all other characteristics.
"What a rack his new bird has...but a face and body like a car accident. Yeah, he must be tit-drunk."
by Tokerific March 20, 2019
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