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Dildo

A long rubber toy used by women to fill their pussy
I'm horny, let me stick my dildo in me
by pornisthebest March 30, 2023
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dildo date

when one person is as old as another one was at a certain time
your friend who's 786 days older than you: on february 17th, 2021 i was the same exact age as you are now. that is our dildo date.
you: woah.
by Wissy Pissy April 14, 2023
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Dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023
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Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023
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dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
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Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.
Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker
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Dildo

A colorful object like a hard gummy worm that vibrates
Mommy can I use your dildo gummy worm it feels nice on my leg
by FinForFlin June 7, 2023
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