Dick sucking Uniform

One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.

Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.

....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...

by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013

dick santa

A dick that delivers multiple presents all over town in a single night

The ladies love when Dick Santa pops in town

by AnonymusPoster November 26, 2014

dick strike

Dick strike is when a girl is enjoying the single life. She doesn't want to fuck anybody because the dick she's been given in the past wasn't good enough and she has lost all faith in humanity and the male population. She is preserving the booty for someone worthy of her time.

Becky: "Why don't you hook up with that guy over there? He's cute."
Danielle: "Nah. I don't want to get involved with any one right now. I'd make out with him, but I'm on dick strike. "

by gypsylyps December 16, 2014

Dick Socket

A person who inserts penises into their orafices. Much the way an electical socket recieves the plug of a lamp toaster or other electical device.

1. Shut the fuck up you dick socket.
2. Hey buddy... Go stick it in your dick socket!
3. When I go out of the county i normaly bring my dick socket adapter so i can charge my phone and electric shaver.

by Dankalot December 27, 2014

dick streak

When one is acting like a dick in multiple successive instances

"Don't bother talk to Jason; he's on a real dick streak"

by AngelsBaseball311 January 13, 2015

Dick Shaker

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016