Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 24, 2007

come with me guys

a common phrase said by snake gods/bus drivers in order to make them be followed . often used with a gesture which includes placing index fingers on temples and making snake movements

everyones fave bus driver that likes to say come with me guys

by coleslaw player January 15, 2009

comanche

Not wearing underwear (the female equivalent of commando).

My pants are really tight so I had to go comanche.

by Mo Phred September 20, 2008

yack and come back

the act of puking your brains out after drinking heavily, then come back and start drinking all over again with a empty stomach.

Its best to yack and come back if:
-your drinking all day,
-then go to a chinese buffet.
this is what should follow that:
-then go to the parking lot,
-stick your fingers down your throat
-puke
-then go back inside and eat and drink again

by M2million December 9, 2006

come-back tour

When you think that your bowl or bong is no longer hittable and it surprises you with another round of smoking.

"Dude, it's on the come-back tour!"

by PureCara October 26, 2007

Codename

A faux name, can be anything from a food item to a fictional character. A name you give your crush without their knowledge so you can talk about them to your friend in their presense.

Girl 1: "I HAVE to tell you about what happened the other day" Girl 2: "Codename?" Girl 1: "Loki"

by hellodimples February 15, 2015