College Faggot

Derogatory slang for kids in college. Usualy used by uneducated store owners or townies to put down people seeking an education.

Or

Demeaning word for thoes in College.

Patron: "Are you guys all out of Genny Pounders?"

Clerk: "Thoes god damn college faggots bought them all."

by tjnelson2 February 8, 2010

college-ache

that ache you get in your head/body/mind/soul when classes are getting you down and you don't really feel smart or sexy. It can result in a loss of motor skills, excessive sleeping, not eating, and binge drinking. It is inadvisable to attempt to go on a date, sit in class for a long period of time, talk to someone you want to impress, or stray to far from a coffee pot when you are experiencing these symptoms. Apart from coffee the cures include a satisfying sexual experience, loud riotous music, or an injection of adrenaline. The latter is not recommended.

Friend: Hey are you high you look totally out of it?

You: Nah man, i had four classes today i got a major college-ache.

by the girl with the purple hat August 28, 2009

Community College

A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.

" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."

"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"

by I speak Latin October 16, 2008

Bridgewater College

An Ubercool school that Everyone cool goes to......Sean and Casey go there, so that means its cool....

I do say ol' boy, it would be a treat to go to Bridgewater College.

by Poopty Peupty Pants October 11, 2004

scotch college

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.

girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*

by loverboy125 November 27, 2019

purchase college

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."

Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.

by purchase college student voice April 18, 2008

Christs College

Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008