Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

Canadian xylophone by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

Canadian xylophone by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Canadian dustbuster 

Giving any wild animal a blowjob

Do you want to go give that Moose a Canadian dustbuster, Eh

Canadian dustbuster by Hecooliguess June 8, 2016

canadian screwdriver 

Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around

I gave that ho a Canadian screwdriver

canadian screwdriver by Sex drugs and cigarettes June 5, 2016

Canadian legwarmer 

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.

Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

Canadian legwarmer by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian loafer 

To take a dump or poo in someone's bear or elk skin moccasins

Last night I left Steve a Canadian loafer

Canadian loafer by Disco Moses July 9, 2016

canadian heritage moments 

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

canadian heritage moments by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016