boob acne

Self explanatory, it's when a girl has acne all over her tits, but still shows them off because she thinks shes hott. Fucking gross.

Jackee: Dont my tits look good in this dress?
Steffen: I don't know, they dont ever really look good. Plus, you have all sorts of boob acne. Put on a fucking sweater.

by yaya boy October 18, 2010

Medusa Boobs

Breasts (normally female) that are either so ugly, or so freakin hot, that people who see them (either clothed or not) turn to stone out of sheer shock. Those who do usually don't recover unless they watch some boring political discussion, which usually drops them out of the shocked state.

Jim: "I see that Jenny has some medusa boobs."
James: "How do you know?"
Jim: Didn't you hear? She took her top off for the guys at her party. Nobody could move afterward, they were so hot."
James: "Sweet. Let's play video games."

by Abyss Shark May 28, 2006

Hayley's Boobs

Hayley being Hayley Williams of the band Paramore. The saying "Hayley's Boobs" generally means someone who is hot but has small boobs, as Hayley Williams is. This saying was created by the Guitarists of Paramore during an interview at an airport.

Frank: Dude, look at her, she is HOT!
Bob: Nah man, she has Hayley's Boobs.
Frank: Damn.

by Jakeeyyyyy July 2, 2009

boob dance

When you grab your girlfriends boobs and play with them in a fun dancing way

Yo bro I gave my girlfriend a boob dance

by RyAB May 21, 2015

Boob-olitics

When a person who thinks they know politics but have no clue and turn out to be a total Boob

Bob tries to take a political stand but all he spits out is Boob-olitics

by MFMiranda December 22, 2018

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

pregnancy boobs

When a woman is pregnant the hormones reading through her body make her boobs much bigger this is natures way of making the woman easier to be around while she is hormonal.

Wow! Heather's pregnancy boobs look great.

by Scburt December 27, 2020