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Squawk block

A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.

Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?

Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.

Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?

Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!

Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
mugGet the Squawk blockmug.

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.
When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
mugGet the Pot Blockedmug.

Game-block

It is the act of suddenly quitting a game without any reason and without playing it for too long,

so it's sort of like burnout, but not quite

(it's pretty much an art block but for gaming)
Person 1: hey why did you stop playing genshin?

Person 2: I don't know man, I just got a random game-block and I don't feel like playing it for some reason
by Fuckinnormie July 7, 2022
mugGet the Game-blockmug.

Block down

A term used to emphasize a previous action or phrase.
I don’t trust shit no more .. mne block down.
by Youhate30 January 4, 2020
mugGet the Block downmug.

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
mugGet the smart blockmug.

write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)
Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
by Kwoffee January 30, 2017
mugGet the write blockmug.

Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.
I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!
by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011
mugGet the Butt Blockingmug.

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