A squawk block is when you get attacked by a parrot just as you are about to have sex, thereby forcing you to leave and depriving you of booty.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Squawk blocks always end in embarrassment, and occasionally penile injury.
Jeff: So how'd the date with Meghan go? Did you bang?
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
Timothy: It went well up until I started to undress, at which point Meghan's parrot atacked me.
Jeff: Dayum. What happened afterward?
Timothy: I had to leave because the parrot bit my dick!
Jeff: Bruh, you totally got squawk blocked.
by HelpImBeingEatenByAChinchilla! June 24, 2016

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.
by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019

It is the act of suddenly quitting a game without any reason and without playing it for too long,
so it's sort of like burnout, but not quite
(it's pretty much an art block but for gaming)
so it's sort of like burnout, but not quite
(it's pretty much an art block but for gaming)
Person 1: hey why did you stop playing genshin?
Person 2: I don't know man, I just got a random game-block and I don't feel like playing it for some reason
Person 2: I don't know man, I just got a random game-block and I don't feel like playing it for some reason
by Fuckinnormie July 7, 2022

by Youhate30 January 4, 2020

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011

Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.
Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.
by Kwoffee January 30, 2017

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.
by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011
