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key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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happy panties

A description of the feeling of being so arroused that you experience moisture in your undergarments
OMG that pic just gave me some happy panties
by HP69 May 26, 2018
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happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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happy xgiving

Thanksgiving's version of merry xmas. Short for happy thanksgiving, only better cuz now you don't have to be thankful for anything!
I love xgiving! I get to be a gluttonous lazy bastard and im still not thankful! Happy xgiving everyone!
by shredordead November 28, 2010
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Taser Happy

Cops who like to use there taser for any little offense.
Yo bro don't say a word to officer Rodriguez he's a taser happy asshole who's just looking for an excuse to tase someone.
by GovernorBlevinsKY December 22, 2020
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Holes of happiness

After my girlfriend took her panties off she bent over a showed me her holes of happiness.
by Ducksfan2007 February 26, 2017
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