whole asshole

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny

Shes being a whole asshole today!!

by Ann Washington July 5, 2020

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 1, 2017

Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs September 7, 2016

Officer Asshole

Someone who hits the last of a bong, bowl, or pipe. Someone who is picked or volunteers to hit mostly ash to clean out after smoking and/or before repacking.

"Give me the bong I'll be Officer Asshole"
"Officer Asshole Alert! Hit it! (hands the bowl to next person in group)"

by CARA ROSENTHOR <3 August 16, 2017

Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".

Nick, you are a stingy asshole.

by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004

agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.

"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"

by qmikeq September 30, 2006