South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

The African Corn Plug

A sex position where the one partner gets a black corn on the cob and insert it inside the other partners asshole while the other partner eats the corn that is inserted in the ass

Bro me and my girl tried The African Corn Plug last night it was kinky as shit.

by MagicCornPlugger June 26, 2016

South Africa

Hard anal sex

Girl1: My BF really did it to me this time. I've never felt something this amazing

Girl2: what did he do?

Girl1: I had South Africa for the first time.

by Oli Double O Blackson January 24, 2017

West African Burner

Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.

You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.

I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.

by DSoPaB April 6, 2017

spicy african

when u eat a lot of chilly raps for macies then u fart in your nans face

"what did u do today"
"gave my nan a spicy african"

"did u enjoy that spicy african"

by Fanny slapper November 16, 2017

Spirit Afire

The most wonderful horse ever. He has won 10 national titles and 5 reserve titles, and countless smaller titles. No matter what he keeps going.

My favorite horse ever is Spirit Afire

by Tacoking862 February 6, 2018

South African surprise

Getting crabs from casual sex.

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”

by Roachykins May 28, 2018