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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome
Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019
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Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it
John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson
by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019
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Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
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Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 8, 2019
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carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female
Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now
by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019
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unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie
Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.
by Utility leader March 4, 2019
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