youtube

what once was a site of happiness and random videos of people making comedic memes is now overrun by ads after being sold to google, and has shitty copywrite gods who suck ass and can go die in a fire.

also now the only popular people are the rich bitches. they can suck a dick too.

hey what's happening on youtube?

oh, i got copywrited by UMG again

of course you did.

by haddles. April 13, 2022

YouTube chef

a chef that makes the most godforsaken meals even known to man, most of the recipes involve mayonnaise. some can actually be good chefs, but some just want to ruin food for everyone

Friend: You got your food for the BBQ?
YouTube chef: yeah, i made it really appetizing
*opens up an abomination of mayo and food*
Friend: gtfo. 😐👉🏽🚪

by JF17 September 3, 2022

Youtube

1. An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a comment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

2. An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a comment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

1. A person starts playing a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

2. A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you with floor would you like, and press the button for you. This person is a Youtube.

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Council of Youtube

A youtubers group started on October 8th 2017.

He's in the Council of Youtube so he must be famous.

by Edatsu March 4, 2021

YouTube TV

a streaming service from 2017

Dude I just got YouTube TV!!

by Ieatrawpotatoesandbricks October 6, 2023

YouTube

an absolute hellhole of a website, you can find literally anything there.

"i found this on youtube"

by spritetasteslikewater August 21, 2023

YouTube

A place for people to share engaging and entertaining content mixed in with a cesspool of garbage (primarily children's Nursery rhymes, DO NOT CALL STEVE MINECRAFT AT 3:00 AM SCARY CHALLENGE GONE WRONG 2017, How to get FREE fortnite VBUCKS just give parents credit card info, and other things like that). If you happen to be a mega corporation, expect to be protected from all sorts of criticism and to be able to financially ruin any small creator for showing two fucking seconds of footage you technically own but not really. Don't worry; they can't do jack shit about it. Youtube is also known for their piece of shit business practices such as removing dislikes to shield corporations from criticism and censoring anything to get precious money from daddy China.

Did you hear that YouTube removed dislikes?

Yeah, they want to protect small crea-

You're fucking dead to me, Phil.

by Frenchbread_2727 July 20, 2022