Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

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Winter warrior

A black girl that exclusively dates white guys.

Girl, be so real. You’re such a winter warrior.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

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Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by anonymous May 18, 2024

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Booty Warrior

A being of incomprehensible strength and unyielding determination to destory the rectums of people deemed needing of said punishment

Q - Wait! Please, don't! Aren't you some kind of hero?

BW - Fuck no! I'm a booty warrior and neutral at best! Now toot that bussy up and take this rod!

by SimpBiscuits May 23, 2024

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Desmos Warrior

some idiot in class who spends his free time drawing shit on desmos

Student #1: Wait dude, what are you doing on Desmos? I didn't realize there was math homework...

Student #2: Oh there isn't, I'm just messing around, ha ha.

Student #1: What a loser.

Student #3: Bro is a Desmos Warrior!

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

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