sad virgin

A virgin “man” who stays home and plays nothing but league of legends, world of warcraft, and wizard 101 in his parents house all day. This man also has a habit of looking at big, 2-D, anime titties

“You don’t go out much do you?”
“I’m a sad virgin, what do you expect?”

by ImABigBlackDuck May 24, 2018

Digital Virginity

You are digitally virgin till you have not watched pornography thru digital means i.e internet, DVD, CD, USB key etc

He lost his digital virginity at the age of 14.

by sumitstop May 4, 2018

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

Teeth Virgin

Someone who has not given a blowjob yet.

I havent given head yet.

"sounds like your a teeth virgin"

by LesterLopaz November 13, 2019