Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

Noah van De Roen

Synoniem voor Greenday fanboy homo

Noah van De Roen is zo nen dommen homo, hij luisterd naar Greenday

by Stijn Stalpaert March 31, 2023

creepy white van

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".

joe: "a creepy white van!"
driver: "my van has free wifi"
child: "okay"

by Fuery February 2, 2023

Van

incel alpha

Van is an incel alpha, freak
not funnty somegtimes

by mrisavamey October 15, 2023

Joep Van Leeuwen

a very very sussy boy

man you see that sus kid his is so sus like Joep Van Leeuwen

by MaxConlang October 18, 2023

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023