twit-twat

A person who spraypaints anti- or pro- twatter slogans.

First, he began his campaign, by crude stenciled slogans which criticized the corporeal, socialists He found willing users to twit-twat on the brick and mortar facies of local cloud fame.

by roil2l March 19, 2014

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)

I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.

by DSRC November 20, 2009

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Twat Swatter

A woman who stops another woman from getting laid.

woman is talking to man, going to get laid.
womans friend tells her friend not to give AIDS to man, man walks away.womans friend is a Twat Swatter.

by lucky biych September 13, 2009

tiddly twat

The definition of Ryan Short. Has a tendency to be a bitch, and is rapidly accused of lathering up with vagisil. Can be a bit sarcastic, but ultimately loves loose women.

Ryan Short is a little tiddly twat when it comes to drinkin beer.

by nignog2123 November 3, 2014