touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.

Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Touch Hole Deep to a 9ft Indian

When something is very deep. Usually in reference to the depth of snow. Or the depth being equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.

The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.

by AKD527!! June 9, 2024

Gupta Touch

Someone who has the cheese touch, smelly rotten poisonous touch, someone who curses people by touching especially on sports bets.

Yameen Gupta Touched the pelicans allowing OKC to win in blowout fashion

by Micdictionary April 26, 2024