tough clown

a buffoon who is nonetheless robust, tenacious, and totally unbreakable

Barry might've blown off his left buttock with that firecracker gag, but I wouldn't mess with him because he'd destroy anyone in a fight. That' right, he's one tough clown!

by Tough Clown Advocate May 12, 2010

she tough

Means she is good looking, very attractive, hot, eye catching, her body is nice,

Yo Shawty tough as shit. I meant this chic last night I’m telling you she was tough! Yo you see that outfit she wearing she tough

by Precise March 29, 2018

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Tough shit

Badass way of saying too bad.

A: Excuse me, but your smoke is going all over us.
B: Tough shit, fuckface.

by sajux March 2, 2015

russian touchdown

When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.

Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"

by SAM1 October 14, 2013

Wannabe Tough Guy

A person who WANTS to be tough by saying shit about others and saying that they're strong enough already. However, most of these wannabe tough guys are either scrawny loners,fatasses, or jocks who taken steroids.

They mostly talk about their strength,weight,height,etc even though most people won't care.

If you're encountering a wannabe tough guy, ignore them. Remember, they talk soo much yet they do very little.

Brett: yo, guyz i just workd out 4 30 mins today!!!11 I joged around da whol neighboor hood!!1 im going to kik that guys ass soon this week!1 omg yay

Andrew: No one cares how much you've worked out. And it you're acting like a wannabe tough guy. Just shut the fuck up already. You've been saying that everyday for the past two weeks.

by Saanzan August 7, 2010

karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 11, 2011