Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)

Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.

by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024

Toni

he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)

he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.

Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...

by Emilio88 January 29, 2024

Tony Blair

A Labour PM, enough said.

What kind of moron decides 'yes, I'll side with George W. Bush'?
A moron like Tony Blair.

by dg1301 April 5, 2023

Tony Uddin

The most multi-cultural man you will ever meet. He gets the meat sweats and has been the to the Balkans more than you have. Bengali curry is his middle name.

Guy: I'm off to South Africa this summer, can't wait to see the wildlife

Tony Uddin: Ahhh BEAUTIFUL, been to South Africa 24,450 times, love it there.

Guy: oh really?

Tony Uddin: yeah yeah I'm going again after the multi-cultural Bengali curry fest with my servant Nixon

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023

Tony

A man who is a whore and loves to cheat on their gfs. Their soulmate is a girl who is named Dianne D. They aren't Mexican but look Mexican. He likes off brand asian girls. He try to find Dianne his true one love, soulmate in everyone.

TONY: Dianne I cheated on you because I love you so much I had too I just missed you.
DIANNE:...

by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023

Tony

Queer. Gaslighting, projecting butt pirate

Tells all of his friend's his girlfriend is cheating, steals from him, does gang bangs when the fact is she is not doing any of those thing's. He is/was.

He's a 2 faced lying snitch. So be careful he will get you hemmed up with his CI ass

Alex- why are you being so mean to your G.F. ?
Tony- she's a lying puddle whore

Alex: do you know this for sure?

Tony- no.

by #Yourlieswillcatchupwithyou May 8, 2023

Tony

A Tony is a rare sight and reclusive in nature, choosing to order dominos and binge death note instead of going out and being social. Tony's are dreadful at committing to plans due to the fact they're allergic to responding to messages until 2 weeks have passed. This godless creature isn't aggressive to most, but does have a tendency to get in screaming matches with the one known as Ezekiel.

Fuck you tony!!!

by scribble May 8, 2023