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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tim Walz

A talented, likeable, deeply normal person, who understandably incurs the wrath of inadequate, repellant, deeply weird people.
Person 1: Tim Walz seems like a pretty good guy
Person 2: But he retired from the Army National Guard after 24 years of service and he forced schools to have tampons on hand and he gave kids free lunches and he's into transgender and-

Person 1: *finds a normal person to talk to*
by HamburgerHelperFreek August 11, 2024
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Tim Walz

When you inspire a massive amount of people just by being a decent human. To truly pull a Tim Walz, the situation has to be dire, and feel like there’s no way out. Then by just doing one simple act of being kind and giving, it changes the entire mood of the room.
I worked for 7 years in a toxic corporate environment, but one day a new manager was hired and started treating everyone like they mattered. He was a total TIm Walz.
by Oxford Bell August 10, 2024
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Tim Pringle

A literal GOD of cricket. Truly the greatest player to come out of any nation.

An absolute sex magnet, truly the sexiest man in existence.
"Did you see Tim Pringle playing last night?"

"I'm so glad that game was at night, looking at him made me so horny"
by Epic Cool Guy November 10, 2022
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Tim

Loving, thoughtful, sexy, masculine, charming, fashionable, athletic, and devastatingly handsome. Polished, yet somehow rugged.

His beautiful ocean green eyes have a profound gaze that digs deep into your soul - when you lock eyes with him, the rest of the world fades to gray while your souls momentarily connect.

He has presence, is well-spoken, and is admired. He is a talented writer. A thoughtful and approachable leader.

Tim is an amazing listener and knows exactly what to say. The husk in his voice will leave you feeling weak and on fire.

He is a rock, a protector, and everything you want in a man.
Tim is a charming and captivating man.
by JustALovingGirlOnFire November 22, 2021
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tim

a long bitch flexing her high ecerytime she sees a shorty person. she's pretty tho.😎
tim just bullied me bcz i am short.
by kims brother June 11, 2020
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Tim Hodgson

A flat earther, drinks 68% skim milk with his coffee and is an all-round nubcake. Tim is especially good at utilizing for updating of his system. Tr9e
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??"

Tim Hodgson: "YEHHHHH"
by TB_68 June 11, 2018
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