The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017
The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
by JimboSlice13 July 14, 2017
by Trigger3866 May 20, 2021
To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023
The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.
by Coach George May 25, 2018