Long Island Evening

Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols

Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!

by funkdrucker March 15, 2022

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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox

Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!

by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021

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Dem long toes

When some one has long toes

Adam has dem long toes

by Owestollie May 29, 2019

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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

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Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

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The funniest , kindest , and sexiest guy you will ever encounter . He can sling the best dick and will make you squirt all over the place . He also can eat the booty like groceries . He is very giving but can be a fucking ASSHOLE AND A FAT LITTLE CHODE WHEN HE IS MAD . But you need a Joey in your life . He has a fucking SCHLONGGGGG !!!!

You: wow he’s so nice and funny . What’s his name ?

Savannah: That is Joey Tyler Long .

by AnonBadBixchhhh November 8, 2019

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