blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017

Blue backpacker

An ecstasy to all bees warmers out there. Everybody loves them as they gives sprouts every time. They’re kinda dum tho, but their kindness neutralizes that. If you see one in your coco canister infested server, say hi and tell them to obliterate those nasty little loot stealers.

Oh, it’s a wonderful blue backpacker! John, wanna say hi to them?

by A accurate defined. August 25, 2021

Beautiful Blues

Blue eyes, very pretty blue eyes.

Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"

LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"

Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"

LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."

by The_Buddy January 12, 2010

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

blue anus

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

varsity blues

Varsity Blues is a timeless movie in which a second string quarterback Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek) suddenly must take the spotlight after starting QB Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) suffers a career-ending knee injury. Along with his rowdy bunch of teammates, “Mox” must live up to the fierce expectations of antagonistic head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) and secure a Texas division title

Guy1: “Aye what we watching tonight?”
Guy 2: “What the fuck do you think? An American Classic, Varsity Blues!”
Guy 1: “Damn fucking straight!”

by makeouthill420 December 30, 2019