Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager
GLM - Gay Lord Manager
by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024
Get the GLM - Gay Lord Managermug. an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 20, 2022
Get the oh my lordy lordmug. Someone who is only sexually interested in the opposite sex and does not recognize gender as being separate from biological sex. They still may use peoples requested pronouns, but this would be as a curtesy not as a belief for them.
Originated as a play on words with the term "Sith Lord" from Star Wars, utilizing the related "rule of two" to refer to the belief that there are only two sexes(genders) as apposed to the master apprentice "rule of two" from the movies.
Originated as a play on words with the term "Sith Lord" from Star Wars, utilizing the related "rule of two" to refer to the belief that there are only two sexes(genders) as apposed to the master apprentice "rule of two" from the movies.
She is a biological female and considers herself to be a CIS Lord, so she is only interested in men sexually.
by CISLORD September 23, 2025
Get the CIS Lordmug. A typical demon from a hentai short film that is usually seen with a female named Yuri.
Also a delicacy at the satanic steak house.
Also a delicacy at the satanic steak house.
"Death lord Angus, what will I tell my father?" - Yuri
"I would like to order the deathlord Angus with a side of souls please"
"I would like to order the deathlord Angus with a side of souls please"
by Death Lord Angus November 18, 2017
Get the Death Lord Angusmug. A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
by Aryec October 29, 2020
Get the carrot lordmug. Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.
by Debbish December 2, 2021
Get the Lord of loadsmug. A Lord is most conmanly refereed to as a great ruler... but the actual meaning of this work has been long forgotten and not many people know it anymore, it refers to when a father comes back from going to the store to get milk after a long leave of absence.
by CallMeTerry April 16, 2021
Get the Lordmug.