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horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Horny eagle

Blake eicharfson
Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo
by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019
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Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-
by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021
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Horny Psychosis

Being so horny and hypersexual that one becomes delusionally perverse and "erotomanic" (sometimes "dangerously") that when they sexually harass someone that the person the harass likes and/or wants it. Someone who is Psychotically Horny wil also masturbate to things they nornally wouldn't and would possibly find degenerate when they are lucid. Horny Psychosis can typically be allieviated by orgasm where one becomes more lucid of one's mistake, but does not automatically mean they are more sane.

There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.
1. Girl 1: That creepy guy kept stalking me, i
hate it.

Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.

2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.

2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.
by Dr Sex M.D. Fucking Psychiatry November 1, 2023
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Horny Tornado

You may have heard this term from someone who enjoys the Japanese series "Haikyuu!!". It basically was used to refer to a very horny character. To give some Context on the specific scene, The MC of the show, Shoyo Hinata, called his senpai, Yuu Nishinoya, a horny tornado because he ran and jumped on the girl he had a crush on, Shimizu Kiyoko, who is the manager of the volleyball team that both boys play on.
" He's like a horny tornado!" - Shoyo Hinata
by therandomanimeperson February 7, 2023
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Horny

1:Dude I just saw my crush damn they make me horny

2:Dude my girlfriend/boyfriend makes me so horny
by Ihatecocks94 October 16, 2021
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Hornied

For a horny male to have sexual intercourse with another person (without permission)(Preferably a male) or a horny person (with permission)(preferably a male)
Dan is getting hornied by Mohammed right now even though he didn't give permission.

Jake wanted to get hornied by Samuel and he had hornied Jake pretty roughly.
by iButter November 6, 2021
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