The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

First try

What dude perfect says they do it on the 1,567,843rd and 1/2 time

Oh my goodness, first try!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fillupduhrrr April 14, 2019

first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.

I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao

by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019

First Dimension

A youtuber who used youtube from 2016 to 2017 and has still not uploaded he had 86 subs RIP DIMENSION

Bro 1# Yo did you ever watch First Dimension
Bro #2 Uh No
Bro 1# Not og enough :( He was going to beat pewdipie
Bro 2# I wish I watched him
*Sees old First Dimension Clip
Bro 2# YOOO That was SICK
Bro 1# Ikr

by quadecafanboi_charli3 May 2, 2019

milk in first

When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.

Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first

by dogearmyftw May 13, 2019

first gentleman

The husband of a president.

If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.

by gagiodilo August 20, 2019