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Jesus Sniper

The best sniper who has ever graced the world of first person shooter.
Danny: Wow Ingoe95 is a total Jesus Sniper
Ingoe95: Hell yeah!
by Ingoe March 3, 2009
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the Jesus Triphecta

another word for the Holy Trinity(the father,son,and holy spirit) when reffering to Roman Catholic belif.
Jimmy: What's your stand on Christianity?

Paul: I believe in the Jesus Triphecta shit, but I think the rest is pure bullshit.
by Mario B. April 28, 2008
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Jesus Chriss

1. A biblical figure from Morgan City who was robbed of the copyrights to the hit singles of his band, "Jimmy Condomhead and the Rubberband peanut Stand" by his rival,Jesus Christ. Jesus Chriss played his golden chart topping hits for Robert Gertrud, who in turn went behind his back and pitched the songs to Geffin Records. David Geffin signed Robert Gertrud to a 5 million dollar contract and suggested he use the stage name Jesus Christ. As legend has it, Jesus Chriss became so angry that he ripped out his own spinal cord and fatally stabbed Jesus Christ repeatedly in the lower abdomen in a back alley way in the coal shute yelling, "Don't mess with Morgan City Trash"! He also liked to wear old man pants from thrift stores.
2.Someone who remains broke and bitter in a sticky robe that smells like dog shit (and piss!) because someone keeps stealing his chart topping hits and selling them to Geffin Records...and he just can't figure out who the fuck keeps doing it.
3.Someone who likes to wear old man pants
4.Someone with cronic back problems who is contantly treated unfairly by hospital personnel because they are jealous of their song writing abilities.
1."Hey, is this Brian?" "I stole your tascam recorder and I'm gonna make millions off of your music you piece of shit!" "You're a real Jesus Chriss you know that, you fuck?"
2."Don't be pullin a Jesus Chriss on me tonight...this is a funeral we're going to." "Put on some nice slacks."
3."Nurse Becky, tell that Jesus Chriss we won't treat him." "But Doctor, his stats are dropping!" "Let them drop!" "No one is going to stop me from winning first place at the Tucson Tapdancing Saxiphone and Bongo festival...AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!"
by Ana Mocity January 29, 2008
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Baby Jesus

A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
by Punto4President April 14, 2010
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Kpop's Jesus

NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.

It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!

NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?

Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
by Jinsoul is my waifu December 23, 2019
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jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.
friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.
by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020
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Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.
Wow he like a blond jesus!
by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022
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