egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf

by saf -.- December 27, 2020

man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.

The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.

by skyler johns March 12, 2024

SNOW WIFE

SNOW WIFE is the reincarnation of every single musical legend in history. She is actively challenging pop musics biggest names such as Taylor Swift and Beyoncé daily whilst pushing boundaries. Her 2024 highly acclaimed smash single POOL has garnered a staggering 2.88/5 star rating on the RateYourMusic website. Her 2023 TikTok hit single AMERICAN HORROR STORY has garnered over 71 million streams on Spotify.

Icy: "SNOW WIFE is so good"
Everyone Else: "Lol u stan SNOW WIFE. That’s embarassing"
—5 Months Later—
Cahl: "POOL OUT NOW. SNOW CHRIST IS THE QUEEN I'M SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU. SHUT UP DANZAM AND TIPPY"

by JadeThirlwallQueen July 3, 2024

Basil’s wife

His wife that is deadly in love with him and wants him forever and would do anything to see him happy

Basil’s wife loves looking at his eyes

by Swaeallday September 15, 2021

wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean

“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”

by weinereater February 16, 2025

throw down wife

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman

Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.

by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016