Oliver's are human garbage there dick size are non existing there brain size is the size of a atom and always have a buzz cut
Oliver's are not smart
by Your mom's lord and savior December 9, 2022

by Paris in September 21, 2022

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

Big emo, His dad likes men and his moms a great teacher. WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE SAAAVE MEEEE
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
"Hey bro, Nice cock"
by funniestmonkeyinthejungle April 29, 2020

Playing Oliver means Spreading olives on the floor then having participants pick them up with their booty cheeks and placing them in a jar. The last person to accomplish this must eat all of the olives
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

by Not oliver the bean bandit November 22, 2021
