Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

Hype lord - Hypelord

A hypelord has a Goth / Zumiez style along with multiple piercings, usually people who spend most of their time on Dead by Daylight or DayZ.

Hypelords spend their time yearning for online attention (clout).

Tommy: "Have you seen Meredy? Why has he suddenly started smoking so much weed and starting problems with people?"

Mia: "Yeah, he's such a pussy, almost like a hypelord."

Definition: Hype lord - Hypelord: an internet E-boy desperate for attention

by Meredy December 6, 2024

smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

Dark lord

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?

The Jewish religion is always putting down the dark lord.

by bushlight November 4, 2018

Lord

Lord is a Chicago slang for bro or homie

J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm

J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks

J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”

Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.

Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole

Fatty: Roger that. * smiles

The end

by Sashasakks September 29, 2023

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 3, 2019