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Dong long delivery

The act of sliding your penis through a mailbox
Mailman: Here's your mail sir
Person: Thanks
*The mail man proceeds to do a Dong long delivery*
Person: Aww man you giving me a Dong Long Delivery!
by MillionaireNo1 August 9, 2021
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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
by pharmbored December 5, 2020
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Long dozen cultural

Long dozen cultural people come from thirteen cultural backgrounds they will use this term to identify themselves since they can't relate to any other terms.
I come from a long dozen cultural background and that's how I choose to identify.

I can't relate to being Bicultural because they come from two cultures.

I can't relate to being Tricultural because they come from three cultures.

I can't relate to being Multicultural because they come from seven cultures.

I can't relate to being Monocultural because they come from one culture.

I can't relate to being Quadcultural because they come from four cultures.

I can't relate to being Octocultural because they come from eight cultures.

I can't relate to being intracultural because that's communication between people of the same culture.

I can't relate to being Bi-monocultural because that's people who come from two cultures but they only look like one.

I can't relate to Griffiecultural because they come from one monocultural parent and one bicultural parent.

I can't relate to intercultural people because that involves different cultures in a relationship or marriage.

I can't relate to Culturecist people because they show hatred towards other cultures or a single culture and they don't want different cultures merging with their culture.
by Sweetlove22 May 20, 2020
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Long distance friendship

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.
Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.
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A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.
Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!
by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020
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proper long one

by Luke-69 June 19, 2023
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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”
by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022
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