California crop dust

When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.

Why take a butt bump when you can have the best of both worlds with a California crop dust

by Powerbottom69 April 16, 2024

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.

“Let’s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!”

by Steve mast November 22, 2024

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019

California Rizz

The Best Rizz a person can have

• Girl, you got California Rizz

by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025

California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025