A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.
by Claire Law April 03, 2023
Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018
schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena
a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users
1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?
2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**
1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?
2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**
1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024