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Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.
by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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sex story

see pts 1-6. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 7/??
sex story pt 7!!

he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Villain Origin Story

When a completely innocent normal person goes through a traumatic event but it isn't that traumatic. That character has a fork in the road. To just let it slide, brush it off, or channel an inner anger. Once you decide to take the dark path, and your facial expression shows. It is satirical sarcastic saying of an overly dramatic petty person.

In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
It is summer. A nice boy is now 8 years old. He gets his first cone of icecream. Before turning 8 his parents would only give him ice cream in a cup. "You're to young to handle an ice cream cone Bobby, dontcha kno"
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
by Bradley Armpitt July 15, 2025
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Toy Story 4

Any sexual foreplay which incorporates a spork.
Tina and Sara enjoy Toy Story 4 more than anyone else I've met.
by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023
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Story Fishing

When someone posts something specifically aimed for someone else to respond.
I left her story and she put me back just to post something specifically aimed at me”
“Dude that’s story fishing
by Glockguzzler420 February 10, 2025
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goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.
by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015
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