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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Square Stan

A person who is a stan of sussy_mogus2012's OC on scratch, "Square"
Oh yeah dude, I'm a Total Square Stan
by Sussy_mogus2012 May 27, 2022
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Square

Typically has C name, bad at responding texts, shows up late, cannot deadlift 425 pounds, played trumpet, looks like a pretty boy on his drivers license

Overall super nice guy…. But you know what they say
architect majors in SLO are squares
by Katttttttcat June 5, 2022
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Square up

The act of squaring your body. Making yourself into the shape of a square by crouching down and raising your shoulders with your elbows bent level with your knees.
Person one: square up. (Proceeds to take their best shape of a square)
Person two: Alright then let's go (does the same but better)
by savagenigga69 December 10, 2021
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Tiananmen Square, China

A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.
Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark
by China 1989 December 10, 2021
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Square AI

Slang used for stupid people who think they are intelligent. Sometimes, "Square AI's" follow a cult or a leader. it is likely for them to serve two at the same time.
That man is being such a Square AI. I wonder who he is serving?
by ThezMeanz March 11, 2022
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Square

a Square is somebody that tries so hard to get in where he can't fit in, he tries to be somebody he's not. A silver spoon fed kid that has everything handed to him, but tries so hard to be hard, be noticed and wants people to be scared of him. In other words, puts up a fake persona to hype his own ego up.
Look at that fucking square, he from the suburbs but wants to be hood so bad. What a goofy.
by Xavier Hern March 15, 2022
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